Orion The Hunter


We had a very interesting visitor today: a young man, named Orion, who looked to be in his early twenties wanted to warn us of the coming apocalypse. He shared that he had been summoned to the throne of God where he saw Jesus at the right hand of God and Mary at the left hand and Trayvon Martin crying out for justice because of George Zimmerman’s not guilty verdict. God told Orion to pick up a golden bow and shoot a fiery arrow setting loose the first disaster of the tribulation that would destroy a large portion of the Eastern seaboard.

Orion claimed to only know about the beginning and ending of scripture, but he continued to ask questions about who we thought certain characters really were supposed to be. He told us that Echidna was the serpent that tempted Eve in the Garden of Eden. He said that Adam spoke Latin first and shared what were supposed to be the last words that he spoke directly to Orion. He explained that the Greek gods and Norse gods are real and that they sit just below God in Heaven and that when God speaks they listen to Him. He told us that he knew it would be difficult for us to believe that he had been sent by God to warn churches to wake up before it is too late.

We explained that as Christians we do not believe anything that is contrary to God’s written Word. I encouraged this young man to read the Bible, but he kept saying that the Bible was written by men and was not reliable. When we explained that the Bible is God’s Word written down by men, he said that man in the equation makes it unreliable. He ended by letting us know that he looks really young for his age, because he is actually 23,000 years old and is THE Orion the Hunter.

Some days reality is more unbelievable than fantasy.

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